Rule 1 

People are stupid.

Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.

Rule 1 by dennymeta October 5, 2010

Rule 78 

An internet rule so ruley, that it shall never be written.

This is such an emergency... we call upon rule 78!

Rule 78 by /b/tard-troll. November 9, 2009

Rule 11 

Watching Porn with your friends is gay.

Guy 1: Hey, I just got new copies of porn man. Wanna go watch it with me at my house?

Guy 2: Rule 11, man, rule 11.

Guy 1: I know.

Rule 11 by Rulemaler February 28, 2009

Rule 420

at 4:20 (PM or AM) one must smoke any marijuana substance available. (this includes, but is not limited to, eating, snorting, fucking, cooking, etc.)

Girl: hey what time is it?

Guy: its 4:20 PM

Girl: i think im gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette.

Guy: Rule 420 bitch!

Rule 420 by GANJAGANJ December 21, 2008

Rule 41

The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.

Bob: At least somebody will get in bed with *me*.

Joe: Uh...erm.... STUPIDFACE!

*ten minutes later*

Joe: "At least my sister doesn't whore it up with me". Genius. Why didn't I get this when I needed it?

Carl: Rule 41.

Rule 41 by Alcnor March 27, 2009

Runescape 

The essence of gay. A simple game with bad graphics and monotonous gameplay that lures in the feeble-minded with it's enticing Massively Multiplayer Online world.

Zach plays Runescape way too much.

Stfu, I can't play b-ball right now I have to cut 500 yews on Runescape!

Zach: "Hmm let me check my schedule... 1. Runescape, 2. Be gay, 3. Be a douche, 4. Ignore my friends... sorry guys, can't play."

Runescape by Owen Williamson August 31, 2008

RuneScape 

A good fun alternative to life.

Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from RuneScape.

RuneScape by Frozenfury18 July 3, 2008