Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

bunny poop

a slang term for marijuana on the west coast.

yo man you down to pick up some bunny poop?

by Harry Quach August 6, 2010

Poop Billiards

A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.

Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.

by rashizzle September 30, 2013

preview poop

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.

I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!

by Netherlipz June 26, 2009

poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011