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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021
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Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
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Sexy Pockets

When you ugly ass fuck but you a boss and got $$$ to make her/him holla back at it.
So I was at bar the other day, and I said hi too these two fine ladys, but didn’t bother saying hi back until they found out I got the Sexy Pockets
by ElDeeDee310 September 13, 2018
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Sprogget pocket

My sprogget pocket is compressing painfully
by Mac2188 March 27, 2022
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Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
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Trenton hot pocket

When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021
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Pocket Dyke

A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE June 6, 2018
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