I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

dead

to be serious

or to be true

im dead give me my phone

by !!1275JDK July 5, 2018

Left for Dead 2

A videogame from 2009 created by Valve in which 4 survivors named Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle make it from Point A to B before escaping at the finale it has a large variety of campaigns and the expert mode makes you wanna die

Guy 1: Wanna play Left for Dead 2?

Guy 2: Sure but I’m being Coach

by Emersed February 12, 2025

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Dead waffels

when some one feels so full off of sweets that they feel they are going to die..

damn gurl, im dead waffels after this sweet buffet...

by lilly locker December 15, 2010

Dead Trim

A very bad haircut;
Also used when referring to Callum Bennett’s hair.

Callum has a dead trim.

by s4muels November 14, 2019