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emo king

The real emo king has been argued over for ages. Many believe the emo king to be Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy, but after all, the real emo king is Gerard Way.
Kennedy: "Let's agree that Pete Wentz is the emo king."
Karly: "Pete Wentz is not the emo king, it is Gerard Way."
by killxjoy May 12, 2015
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abercrombie emo

a prep, popular person or even chav who changes there personality clothes ect. because it is popular.
Lst week she was preppy now she is an aberceombie emo. or last week he was goth now he is an hot topic prep "he dosent try to commet suicide for now because he is an hollister emo" People like this are usually called abercrombie emo to simplify things.
by bobbi jakk September 16, 2006
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Emo Hater

An Emo hater is someone who has no life and decides to pick on a different group just because their different. Emos don't always cut themselves, don't whine about their problems, or listen to bad music. Not all Emo guys are homosexuals either. Emo haters are just another type of hater who pick on someone they don't like because they have nothing better to do.
Emo Hater: Look at that emo faggot.

Emo kid: Whatever.

Emo Hater: Do you cut yourself?
Emo kid: Does your dad touch you?
by Noneofyourbusinesswhore November 7, 2011
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emo bisexual

another misunderstood word in the english vocabulary tht some fucksticks think they can ruin. first off emo in a word short for emotional not im a sad lil' rich kid who thinks his/her life suks cuz they got a porche instead of a mercedes.and bisexuality has been taken over by stupid fucking bitchass str8dykes who think it would be kewl to kiss each other and not consider other peoples feelings at all. a bisexual like myself actually have feelings for people of the same sex and they might actuall have a chance with spending the rest of their lives with that person of the same sex and opposite sex. and bisexual does not mean you are polyamorous you do not date both a guy and a girl at the same time unless you are both bi and polyamorous. yet some ignorant pricks like to think as both of them as the same so being a bisexual emo means that you have and unstable emotional balance and you happen to be bisexual as well...AND EMO PEOPLE DO NOT CUT THEMSELVES CUTTERS CUT THEMSELVES! ONLY A PARTIAL AMOUNT OF EMO PEOPLE ARE ALSO CUTTERS!!!!!!
oh Kaitlynn my dad wont let me come out tonight because ive been out every night this week making out with u because guys were around...im gonna go cut myself

i kno wat u mean my mom saw me make out wit u infront of my bf and got mad so i stabbed myself in the foot

THESE ARE NOT EMO BISEXUALS!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009
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the emo swoop

The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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emo kids

Emo ppl r ppl who dont fit into the mainstream.
contrary to popular belief, they dont all slit their wrists. and not all are always depressed. dont wear glasses unless they need them. they all have their own original style, and the base is any clothes that r black, stripy, checkered, random, or are band merchandise. black skinny jeans are popular, but not mandatory. other options are black skirts, 3/4 pants, short shorts with short dress. accessories are the messenger bag, has patches, pins, badges, and whatever they want to put on it, and jewlery is coloured bracelets, wrist bands, black nail polish, arm warmers, random socks or just black socks, or stocking socks, chucks, punk shoes, checkered anklets, kung-fu shoes, black sandals. hair is usualy black, with streaks or dark red in it, short at the back teased with a comb, or spiked, and tapered to long over the front, cropped fringe to the side, or long over one eye, or shaved on one side to long over the other side, or some girls have layered shoulder-length hair. dark eyeliner and mascara is totaly necessary. some have red on top of that..and white foundation, red lipstick. i go a bit diff and have pink lip-gloss, but u get the picture, u can get away with whatever if u have the format..
emo kids r creative. expressive through poetry, song-writing, art. going to shows of their fav bands, and 2 meet friends.
love music., listening to records, and on i-pods. i have CDs. i heard its not emo to have CDs, but whoever said that can kiss my emo ass, coz CDs are just another way 2 listen 2 music- which is the main part!
dont stereotype the emo kids!
Emo isnt as strict as u think, we are not all the same like u think, stereotyping is just like rumors, 99.9%bulshit.
by Xx.im.your.zero.xX December 9, 2008
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Emo Life

An Emo's Life:

Part One: Emofication.

An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.

Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.

Part 2: Placebo Depression.

After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....

Part 3: The Razor.

They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.

Part 4: Growing Up.

As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.

And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....

So ends another Emo Life.
by Dr. Crowley June 18, 2009
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