He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.
“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”
by Lukewarmlady April 03, 2022
Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
Like if your a believer
by Corgi time April 14, 2021
by Insert cool generic name here: April 11, 2023
Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
by fun and game April 14, 2022