extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019
Get the Jesus catmug. Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus
by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020
Get the Roblox Jesusmug. A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Western Jesusmug. When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
Get the Jesus Goodbyemug. The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Cristmug. He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
Get the Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidadmug. by Cony lingus April 19, 2022
Get the Little Jesusmug.