John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

by bry2022 February 21, 2020

Steamy John

The act of getting head while taking a shit.

I was on the toilet when my girl friend started to give me a "Steamy John"

by I 4M TH3 M4N June 10, 2010

John Dumlao

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.

*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"

by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady

Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins

by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019

John Devereux'd

A comical fall on ice, resulting in the victim slipping and sliding around, trying to maintain his balance, before hurdling towards the floor and injuring his ribs and chin.

Holy shit! That guy just John Devereux'd

by Captaincottro December 28, 2009