g-force jesus 

when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.

wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.

g-force jesus by whitechokolate April 10, 2008

Its All Jesus 

Its All Jesus: Its all good
Jesus = Good so add Its all in front on it.

Man Its All Jesus.

Its All Jesus by Caly February 16, 2004

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.

Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints by LA Speedy January 26, 2009

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by God September 27, 2004

real men love jesus 

Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.

Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.

real men love jesus by Smrff February 3, 2008

thank you jesus 

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

thank you jesus by the BEAST July 6, 2004

Alabama Jesus 

An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.

Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.

Alabama Jesus by buhzinga December 12, 2009