Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

poop jawn

A "Poop jawn" is a combination of the Pennsylvania slang "poop" and "jawn". "Poop" orginated in Pittsburgh, likely due to the "poopy" nature of the city. "Jawn" on the otherhand was a product of Philadelphia, mostly as word that replaces the name of almost anything and everything. Thus, when used together, a "poop jawn" is anything that can be considered "poopy". Also, you can create a poop jawn straw man, meaning someone or something can embody the qualities of a "poop jawn" metaphorically.

My n*gga you smoke poop jawns
Y u look like a poop jawn doe

by Napels January 28, 2015

poop tickles

When you poop so much that the poop fills up the toilet bowl and tickles your ass cheeks

After that burrito, I went to the bathroom and had the worst case of poop tickles

by Lil breezy April 20, 2015

Poop Nuggets

When you shit and you get shit in your ass hair that hardeners.

Damn I didn't wipe good now I got Poop Nuggets

by BigkingLee September 16, 2016

poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

hirsh poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town

by no range no game March 30, 2018