Furry's Law

When a new animal character shows up in a famous piece of media then at least 100 different porn results will show up within 2 hours of release
Person A:Wow there's so much porn of that wolf dude like, the trailer just came out

Person B: Furry's Law man
by SonicNred May 10, 2024
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Furry's Law

If an animal character appears for even a second, then lots of porn will be made of the character within minutes to hours of the reveal of the character.
Person 1:Wow I can't believe there's so much porn of (Name). Like the movie just came out

Person 2: Furry's Law at work man
by SonicNred May 08, 2024
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Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.
Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.
by keyline26 December 12, 2017
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Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
by PlessyVFergunson May 06, 2022
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Richardson-Law

A law that doesn't exist despite the fact your friend swears it does.
"The truth is not a defence for defamation"
"No... that is a Richardson-Law"
by stormin2192 August 30, 2017
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Scallions Law

When your a prison guard and you realize that you are spending a quarter of your life in prison just because you needed a job.
Man I just realized I’m spending a quarter of my life in prison just to make money, I think it’s scallions law
by Scallion tha Stallion November 28, 2019
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sister-in-law

My sister-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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