hit or Miss

Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."

Da famous comedy-film "Runaway Bride" was definitely a prime example of "hit or Miss".

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

hitting my stride

1. When you gain popularity or fame.
2. Going for a walk or run.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo, wanna go play Sea of Thieves later?
Guy 2: Can’t, I’m hitting my stride.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why can’t I get popular?!
Guy 2: Sucks to be you, I’m hitting my stride.

by Ememe420 February 8, 2021

Hit and run

A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.

“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”

by OHI3H May 5, 2018

hit 0

when a cheerleading routine has 0 deductions, in other words 0 mistakes

person 1 - how did your team do?
person 2 - we hit 0!!

by idfklmaozz February 13, 2022

hit the roof

To become extremely angry or upset.

He hit the roof when he found out that she betrayed him .

by Clouds in my coffe October 27, 2017

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022