Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Does that make you happy?

It can be used as a sentence to ask if the other person is hard.

It’s also sentence that a dumb person made up to mock someone.

“Does that make you happy?”
“Yes baby”

by DumbDumbHead September 11, 2018

Happy

Means you’re sad :(

“Are you happy”
“Yes:(“

by Sad guy:( September 24, 2018

happy

dead

There will come a time when everybody will be happy.

by miserableape September 25, 2018

Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018