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goldeneye

As it relates to sexual intercourse, a "goldeneye" refers to the act of urinating into another individual's anus during anal sex.

For more information, see reverse goldeneye.
She was not pleased when she found out I gave her the goldeneye.
by mpx May 15, 2010
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Goldenkawk

Not to be confused with a Chinese New Year rooster. It's not a name, it's a status. This status is not just given to anyone, it's earned. You can earn your Goldenkawk status by bicycle-kicking a volleyball off the back of Tory's head or yelling at a tootsoonie threatening to kill you with his mango!! All joking aside, Goldenkawk has been known to distract his enemies with great success. The OPP has reported that Goldenhawk repeatedly distracted Fire Dog Willie with cappiccolla and mortadella during a security briefing with his platoon.

Goldenkawk is to be considered kawked and loaded.

Last known whereabouts: DRAMA CLASS 101; letting them rip on metal chairs after the teacher shut the lights off, PHYS-ED; telling the gymnist to "flip on out!" and ENGLISH; pulling the Kansas City Shuffle on poor Laura.. YOU KNEW YOUR WALKMAN BATTERIES WERE DEAD!!
Player1: what the fuck are you doing.. I'm on your team!??

Goldenkawk: in your moww.. in your moww
by tootsoonie August 8, 2008
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GoldenDildo

A dildo that has magic powers and is said to only penetrate virgins. And is also used by fat chicks for pleasurement in the asshole and vagina making them squirt pussy juice all over themselves.
Example1:Hey Tim! Have you been raped by the GoldenDildo yet?

Example2:i heard that the fat chick over there got raped by the GoldenDildo.
by blorchinator33.432.43432.3 January 16, 2009
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Golde

A term for a lesbian girl who crossdresses as a girl, so noone will realise she is lesbian.
Bob: Yo did u kno that jessica was lesbian
Henry: No way... but she acts like a girl
Bob: i kno i think shes a golde
by gaafg gfadsf March 2, 2009
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Goldemort

A nickname for Donald Trump coined by popular independent media podcaster Elon James White of This Week In Blackness. It is a portmanteau that joins the words "gold" and "Voldemort"-- because Donald Trump seems to be partial to gold based on how his buildings and living spaces are decorated and because the rhetoric of his U.S. presidential campaign seems to mirror the political campaigns of historical fascists such as Mussolini and Hitler.
Please don't vote for Goldemort in the U.S. Presidential Election.
by Maritess October 26, 2016
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Goldenshower

n: The username of an internet game freak/porn pimp also known as also known as goldengamingod
Goldenshower is a postwhore.
by Forumhitman November 28, 2009
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goldeneye

the opening of the urethra upon instantaneous commencement of urination. Most often female because the labia form resembles an eyelid and the pubes resemble funky lashes.
as she prepared to sit on my face, i thought all was weel and gooduntil i saw the dreaded golden eye!
by argo 5 April 29, 2003
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