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(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

Facebook Rape

The act of viewing every picture on a girl's Facebook profile the moment the girl accept's the guy's friend request.

Joe completely Facebook Raped Marcy the other day. It happened faster than my first time having sex.

by JamesBondage November 4, 2010

Facebook Rape

When someone gloms onto your post or thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.

"Dan was Facebook raped by Clara and her corn pudding comments."

by Reddyone23 October 19, 2011

Facebook money

The new "fuck you money"

Q: Did you hear what he just told the boss?

A: He don't give a shit, he got Facebook money

by tchap1 March 6, 2012

Facebook Douchebag

Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.

I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!

by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009

facebook fucked

the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.

this girl got facebook fucked by maryam, cause maryam doesn't have facebook!

by TRN 305 April 13, 2008

Facebook Creeper

When someone (usually a guy) just looks for hot girls from other schools in the surrounding area. Sometimes because they cant get girls from their own school, or because the selection of girls at their school is bad. They then proceed to get their number and text them non-stop. Once you get one, the easier it is to get more and more and more and more. Usually never actually seeing them in person. Sometimes refereed to as "Creepin'"

Definition 1
Brandon- How does Dillon know all these girls?
Me- He just Facebook Creeps every night.
Brandon- What cant he get any girls from our school?
Me-Apparently not so he has to resort to adding every hot girl he sees on Facebook.
Brandon- He's such a Facebook Creeper.
Me- Word.

Definition 2
(Creepin')
Guy 1- Man the girls suck at our school.
Guy 2- Yeah thats why im creepin'.
Guy 1-Yeah i might go creepin' tonight.

by muscled pegasus February 18, 2011