Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas March 01, 2018

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

do me from the back

getting fucked in the ass

Would u do me from the back?

by helenchen February 26, 2023

From Babylon

Someone who is slow. Someone who is not making sense.

She said she what? That she doesn't like black men? She's definitely from Babylon

by MB and CB connection June 23, 2020

Omar Martinez from Whittier

asshole prick manipulative inconsiderate anything else you can think of in the book

Definite version of an asshole. Look up the word asshole and his name is used as the main example. Omar Martinez from Whittier, you’re an asshole.

by Marialy May 07, 2019

Spider-Man From Fortnite

To overly excess over something. Could be used on a hyper fixation as well. Comes from the “spider man from Fortnite” meme

I Spider-Man from Fortnited on jaidan when I saw her for the first time in 2 weeks. I seriously went “OH MY GOSH ITS JAIDAN!!!”

I Spider-Man from Fortnite when I see a Pontiac vibe

by hubsta April 07, 2022

Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."

Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"

by Iced Cummies January 10, 2021