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The morning when zombies will rise from the dead and feast on the flesh of the living...
Kirk: Hear ye, hear ye, Z day appoaches... Repent sinners...

Sinners: Eh, eh, rick my barrs...

Kirk: Well, fuck off you salad tossers, me and my party are all meeting at Jordans...
Z Day by Buphstuph17x November 3, 2005
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Valentine's Day Break-up 

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"

A DAY TO REMEMBER

One of the best damn motherfuckign bands ever!!!
Dickhead: "Wow A Day To Remember just really sucks"
ME: "Just fuck off"

Bromance Day 

August the 14th (Exactly 6 Months after Valentines Day.) A day when its acceptable to show ya mates how much you love them with out it being gay!
Bromance Day is a day when A Hug, Dinner and movie. Things you normally do with a chick on a date but would rather do with your mate!
Bromance Day by Mugway05 October 9, 2008

Sweetest Day 

Sweetest Day is a holiday celebrated every year on the third of October, primarily only in the Mid-West. Many people refer to Sweetest Day as a "Hallmark Holiday", meaning that it is a made-up holiday, in order for candy, card, and flower stores to increase their profits.

The creation of Sweetest Day is often attributed to Herbert Birch Kingston, a local candy company employee. The first Sweetest Day was October 8, 1921 in Cleveland, OH, where The Sweetest Day in the Year Committee distributed over 20,000 boxes of candy to "newsboys, orphans, old folks, and the poor". It was a generous way to show love and appreciation to the poorer folk, who Kingston felt were neglected by the community.

Nowadays, Sweetest Day is a day to shower the ones you love with gifts and make them feel special, just like Valentine's Day. Even though, many people believe that Sweetest Day is for the guy and Valentine's Day is for the girl, that's not true. It's just another day to show love, respect, and appreciation for family, friends, and loved ones.
*Hands your best friend a box of chocolates*
"Happy Sweetest Day! Thanks for always being there for me. I really appreciate it and I love you dearly."
Sweetest Day by AmandaPandaXOXO August 20, 2012

Not a father's day 

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!