blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

blow me bozo

Getting head from a Transgender Clown.

Blow me Bozo. Must I say more.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

skigity blow

Something equivalent or equal to the bomb.

That party was skigity blow last night.

by Urkbazerk August 15, 2017

blowing fat o's

When taking a hit from a vape you do a certain motion with your mouth releasing the vapour in a O/ring shape usually done by eshays

yesterday i was getting my back blown and blowing fat O's at the same time

by NayGiggers12345 July 15, 2022

yellow blow

1-when a lie backfired terribly on someone

2-when a compass tells the opposite direction

i told katie what happened the other day and i had the worst yellow blow

by founderofpeace July 12, 2019

Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.

I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.

by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)

Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!

by pooter man May 17, 2010