mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out
yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!
by poo91 March 24, 2009
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beans n' weenies

so it's when a gay guy is doing another gay guy in the ass and he doesn't wanna finish in the guy's ass like, you know because it's kind of boring. he just whips it out, and uh slaps it on his balls, wraps his nutsack around his dick and beats off with it.
yeah i gave him the ol' beans n' weenies
by sarsgharbs April 17, 2009
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old bean

An old man/woman over the age of about 60 who is mean.
'That old bean man next door won't throw my basketball back'
by J&J July 26, 2007
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Boston baked beans

the sexual act of getting your partner gassie then stretching out there butthole then putting your balls in there rectum and having them fart them out.
dude that chick i did last night had taco bell for dinner so i made her give me some Boston baked beans.
by fatcaddy May 07, 2009
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bean bag brigade

A handful of intelligent, jovial, enchanting, educated, and beautiful girls known as Stacey, Sid, Pillz, & Cindy, also a talented young man by the name of Hornz. Also known as "The Untouchables".
The Bean Bag Brigade will always rule Dallas Chat.
by Pills_for_breakfast July 01, 2004
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cool beans

Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.
The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"

The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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Bean and Cheese Burrito

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.
by Lenoroc June 23, 2009
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