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2nd American Civil War

Something that hasn't happened yet, and hopefully never will, but some people are very confident that it will. In fact, some people seemingly WANT to kick it off, confident that they would win and basically get to do whatever they want.

Don't be some people. War bad.
The thought of a 2nd American Civil War around the corner is often used by Americans who don't like the current president. It became much more "popular" in the 2010s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024
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American idiot

Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind-fuck America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody, do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Don't wanna be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
by PorousDolphin40 March 4, 2023
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American Anal

When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021
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American Handstand

When a girl does a handstand and her boyfriend holds her legs and eats her viginia
Steve I want you to help me do an American handstand
by Circus clown town January 21, 2016
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What's-App American

An American, particularly one who resides in the U.S., that maintains contact with citizens from other nations.

Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.

Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.
David: How was that dinner last evening at the brasserie?

Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.
by ValiantBert July 3, 2024
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American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
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