A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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The Beast of Level 5 is an cephalopedic humanoid who only appears to travelers with low sanity. It is debated if it actually exist outside of hallucinations.
Meet The Beast of Level 5, and you may never return.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
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Five eight stands for two inseparable friends , five eight originated in jail systems but is often heard amongst the streets , a five eight will ride or die , it’s more then a friendship , its a family of two
Least My five eights got me , they know the go , solid people don’t exist no more , but my five eight won’t brake 5/8
by Emceetrips February 18, 2021
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A Guy who is in need of a gf and he is a valid guy ngl he’s cool you should date him
by zombiec00chie June 28, 2021
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An artillery tractor created and used by the Soviet Union(USSR) from 1937 to 1942. Over 9900 were made, it was the most-produced Soviet 'millitary' tractor during the war.
The Stz-5 is a cool vehicle
by ChrisWilders September 14, 2023
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The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.
What happened 5/21/2002
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by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021
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