Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

July 5

National post a picture of your bestfriend and the special person that you will always know will have your back.Friends forever <3

Hey it’s July 5 make sure to post your special person on your social media accounts .

by Stacy679 July 5, 2021

#5

#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!

Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."

Iam "Should we watch..."

Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
🤬👉😖
Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅

by Hym Iam February 1, 2023

5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

#5

When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.

While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!

by Hairyballbag3 August 17, 2017

the 5 b’s

Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies

hot girl summer has now come to an end, remember the 5 b’s ladies

by hhwwddhh September 17, 2019

Channel 5

A Singaporean slang which is usually said when someone else is speaking in a non-English language and you want that person to speak English at that time. It got its namesake from the nation's most popular English TV Channel of the similar name.

Person 1: *speaks something in Mandarin/Malay/Tamil/any other language other than English*
Person 2: "Eh hello, Channel 5 can or not?"

by Mediacock December 6, 2019