Glue Job

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.

William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...

by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020

Flow job

When someone gives a foot job and a blow job at the same time.

She was wild, she gave me a flow job

by (Flow)er girl October 13, 2020

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

rim job

the act of licking someones asshole around the rim of the shitter

aye thottie wanna rim job?

by ahhh my verga April 26, 2017

crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube

Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job

by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017

Stomach job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Im never fucking a fat bitch again she gave me a stomach job

by Braindeadism November 3, 2017

toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017