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bitch tits

yoooo wayne gretski, check out bitch tits over there!
by wayne_gretski January 17, 2011
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
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tits mcgoo

adjective; verb; noun

something that is either of the most extreme quality or quantity of either the good or bad.
These fish tacos are the tits mcgoo!
by DrizzyDrakeHender July 6, 2011
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tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.
Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."
by phillyjim October 22, 2008
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Tit Thrush

Tit Thrush- fungus of the tit. Can be produced by sweat and dirt underneath a saggy tit. Where underneath the skin is wet,red,itchy and sweaty. The saggy area is unaccessable because the layer of skin flap is so thick.
- "You know that Ronnie, his moobs are so saggy he has tit thrush!".
by [MeganGoesBreeBree] January 18, 2008
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tit cicle

a popcicle made out of breast milk and whiskey (preferably JACK DANIELS).
My mom gives my baby brother a tit cicle before he goes to bed
by reverand raabi July 10, 2011
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tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.
Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.
by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016
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