National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

Gravy sucking sled dog

When a animal (or person) is greedy and always in search of more, particularly food.

"Get away Clancey, this is my food! You gravy sucking sled dog."

by megh March 30, 2007

Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.

Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*

by Ookeay July 15, 2009

suck him dry

You suck him so good he snapchats his friends about it.

Example One:
Guy to friends: She sucked me so good.
Friends to guy: For real? How well did she do?
Guy to friends: Yeah, she sucked me so dry I couldn't even move.
Example Two:
Girl to friend: Girl I suck him everynight you don't even know.
Friend to girl: Oh really?
Girl to friend: Yeah, he can't even move after it, on god.

Example Three:
How do you suck him dry?
Suck it so good he snap chats his friends about it.

by gang13 January 16, 2018

California sucks bloody anus

see california and that it SUCKS!

I wipe my ass on that state and everybody in it.

by hippie killer April 4, 2005

suck it easy or lick it hard

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...

A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

by BCJ May 17, 2006

suck, fuck, and head to bed

Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.

Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.

by K Deezy January 3, 2007