Bird

Thing that makes unnecessary noise whenever your in a zoom call

0Dude what’s going on? I can’t hear you there’s too much background noise.”

“I have a bird”

“Oh”

by sadwumpus69 March 2, 2021

peris bird

A pathological liar

Did you believe a word Peris bird just said?

by Swagalicious420 November 8, 2013

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019

ghetto bird

ghetto resident that rarely leaves his block or immediate area. Always returns home to roost.

Where is your accomplice Tyrone?

" Tyrone?! ,hell on his block. He's a real ghetto bird, bet his ass warming the stoop now...Florida Ave."

by BluStarr September 6, 2016

bird chicken

A barbequed, specifically bird-type of chicken. Usually served with cold burnt chips.

Person 1 (Allan) - "Hey let's have Burner's Burnt Bird Chicken and Chips for dinner"

Person 2 (Marjory Stuart Baxter) - "Yeah its all right....... It's really not that bad....... I guess you could say it's ok or fine even."

by The Burn Unit December 14, 2008

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.

“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”

by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020