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Sam

An all round good guy, he will listen to you and look out for you. As well as this he always looks like a million dollars, good body and handsome face, lots of people want to be like him. He has lots of friends and gives some of the best advice around. If he’s your friend don’t get distant because he will always put you first and in the long run you will need him. Whether it’s his good looks, intelligence or all round charm and carizma.
Oh my gosh Sam is so fit!
Sam really helped me out this time.
by All_Kn0wing March 18, 2019
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Sam

"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.
Girl: 'What did you do today?'
Boy: 'I was chilling with Sam.'
Girl: 'Damn, does your ass hurt?'
by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021
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Sam

Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.
-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…
by I wish I had a boyfriend July 22, 2022
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Sam

Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks
by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020
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Sam

fucking masterpiece absolute chad no other become so perfect. possibly the reincarnation of jesus christ
by Possibly Isaac November 14, 2021
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Sam

An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.
Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
by Ann69 January 26, 2021
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Sam

unbelievably horny
Yeah.. Sam unironically sucked my dick on discord
by Aerodynamic Baby October 11, 2022
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