Taking backseat

When you are trying to get two people together but basically forcing them to get together

Dam john was taking backseat tonight

by PiriPiri January 6, 2017

Take ok

A slang used by arabs in israel to "approve"

-the price is 200₪...
- Take ok

by Sexyarabguy February 26, 2018

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.

Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"

by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020

take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.

me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note

by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

To take a Theo

Pull a girl in a week, but lose her next week

That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo

by Mydittotoolong April 9, 2021