National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 11, 2019

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 09, 2014

Gravy sucking sled dog

When a animal (or person) is greedy and always in search of more, particularly food.

"Get away Clancey, this is my food! You gravy sucking sled dog."

by megh March 25, 2007

Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.

Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*

by Ookeay July 16, 2009

suck him dry

You suck him so good he snapchats his friends about it.

Example One:
Guy to friends: She sucked me so good.
Friends to guy: For real? How well did she do?
Guy to friends: Yeah, she sucked me so dry I couldn't even move.
Example Two:
Girl to friend: Girl I suck him everynight you don't even know.
Friend to girl: Oh really?
Girl to friend: Yeah, he can't even move after it, on god.

Example Three:
How do you suck him dry?
Suck it so good he snap chats his friends about it.

by gang13 January 16, 2018

California sucks bloody anus

see california and that it SUCKS!

I wipe my ass on that state and everybody in it.

by hippie killer April 04, 2005

suck it easy or lick it hard

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...

A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

by BCJ May 06, 2006