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The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.
Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.
by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020
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Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.
In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.

Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.
by GreySevenFourPrime June 30, 2020
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Scoobydoo sandwich

I just ate a scoobydoo sandwich an I'm stuffed.
by Jolly420giant July 20, 2020
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Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
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Dry-Sandwich

A synonym for a Sahara desert vagina, pH balance of vaginal fluids becomes exorbitantly off balance leading to a moisture lacking pussy.

Common variations include a dry-hoagie, dry-wedge, dry-hero
Person: Yo, my ex's pussy was a literal dry-sandwich
Other: My son, what do you mean?

Person: It means rubbing my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was unable to produce a hormonal reaction leading to vaginal secretion

Other: My son, don't you mean a dry hoagie?
Person: Yes dad
by Blabeadle September 15, 2020
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grilled circumcheese sandwich

When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.
I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.
by Bill556223 September 27, 2020
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Sandwich

A sandwich is a delectable food type in which some sort of filling is encompassed by bread either with one price of bread on the top and bottom. Another type is a sub on which in the middle of the sandwich the filling is encompassed by bread in the top bottom and one side of the middle
I ate a sandwich
by BlackPickle November 2, 2020
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