Super Straight

A more intense word for a person who is 100% straight and totally not closeted.

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: Nah, I'm super straight, I only like women.

by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023

super straight

dumb

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*

by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)

“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!

by anonymous August 2, 2021

Straight

The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.

Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!

Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”

Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”

Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”

by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021

beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021

straight homo

derogatory term against bi people, usually men

Homophobe: That straight homo said he liked women.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021