When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022

An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter
by the sun in the name bus May 4, 2022

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Bro that was some fucking potato!
by im not feeling it November 10, 2018

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.
by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022
