dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

Dad

Something you don't have sadly :(

Hey bro how about hop on CODW.
No shut up it's a @$% $#% game, bro it's for fatherless people. ( i'm just joking )
What's fatherless?
It's what you are 💀

Dad means a parent in which you haven't seen for the year or more you have lived.

by TheChhingieahsdhb September 13, 2022

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

Dad

Grump old man

Over protected grumpy and loving dad

by Sassy poop November 23, 2021

Dad

Left, never coming back

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back

by PICKLE NUGGS February 25, 2021

Hot Dad

the definition of Hot Dad is landon seif; a very hot guy. hot dad is being defined as a big hot guy who you want

did you see that landon seif over there he is such a Hot Dad

by holl123 January 1, 2019