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Ninja

The name of a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he's "the shit" but in reality he is a piece of shit, many people hate him no matter what he does.
Person 1: "Did you hear what GoldenNinja just said?"
Person 2: "Ew, yeah he is such a dumbass, he can go suck a fat one."
by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019
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Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
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ninja path

Derived from the Indonesian phrase "jalan ninja", this slang term refers to a way of life, motto, belief, or "dream" that guides them in achieving their goals.
Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Sabo ninja

Person who secretly goes around sabotaging operations, missions like a double agent. Or is it a secret?
Bro this man is definitely the definition of sabo ninja he threw that match.
-Lakeland
by Spwnakajern September 14, 2020
mugGet the Sabo ninjamug.

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Ninja

What the fuck did you just say to be you little shit, do you know who I am I will report you.

Come on go dance you stream sniper, oh wow you actually did, s t r e a m. S n i p e r.
Oh wow ninja is the best abortnite player
by ГошоГ February 23, 2019
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ninja

No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.
Ninja.
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