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Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
by ……: December 12, 2024
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Maris

A girl who is quietly powerful. She’s proud of her intelligence, of which there is much, but doesn’t flaunt it. She is effortlessly kind and has a positive outlook on life. Her eyes sparkle with joy, but also speak of a past no one knows. She is open to many new things, yet is very comfortable in her pattern of life. A driven person, caring at every turn, with copious knowledge, a Maris is a girl everyone admires.
by Ana_Waver December 19, 2024
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mari

mari + stairs. stare lover, pizza eater, something, not basal and bagel
snuuy pushed mari down the satir-
by kel_XDD December 20, 2024
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The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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