john time

Multiply real time by 150 percent.

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.

by iamthatgood January 5, 2012

John McBlaine

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.

The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.

by KillerSquare December 10, 2011

Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

John Amina

John & Amina haven‘t met each other yet. Even though they find each other very attractive an alluring, they additionally understand and respect each other very much. They know in their hearts that they‘re going to meet each other some day. But until then their souls and … drive are connected and wait for that day. John is that type of man that everybody wants. All the girls are after him and Don John knows that. They all text him, love him and run after him like the obsessed girls in the music video ,,Per Ty“ (Mozzik, Nimo, Dardan). But Amina is nothing like that (yes she is, but pretends not to be lol). And that was it. John knew from the beginning that Amina was something special. They quickly connected and became ummm… friends. Who knows, maybe some day that state of relationship will add a plus (+) at the end? Only fate knows if John & Amina will have a lot of fun and tempting things they can do. But until then, stay tuned to see if this special thing will happen

John Amina: a mysterious story that may end in an affair

John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht

by Funsjit November 23, 2021

John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.

If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.

by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023

John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.

Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme

by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019

jasper john

Noun. Jasper John means handsome teenager or cute teenage boy.
Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.

Wow, that jasper john is very good at jasper john the ice cream.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.

by JasperJohnny June 9, 2021