Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

Jake

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)

"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"

by CSlade August 29, 2018

Jake

Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.

Jake is a piece of meth baby shit

by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019

Jake

Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends

Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!

by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019

Jake

the best of all he is god there is no other word for him but god or overlord

I wish i was a jake
Or

I wish i was as good as jake

by marelized mapple November 24, 2021

Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.

Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.

by AlexKim March 1, 2019

Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.

Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course

by tomdemp October 2, 2025