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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake Fatigue

When you’re starting to get sick of a dumb twink retart monkey named Jake and it starts to affect you psychologically and physiologically.

Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.
Friend 1: “Man, I only spoke to Jake for 5 minutes today but I’m already experiencing Jake Fatigue”

Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”
by BaltimoreOriolesFan67 December 16, 2025
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Jake paul

Me: Hey guys just watched jake Paul

2min later: Me: dead😵
by Girlboss4252 April 20, 2018
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jake paul

person a: “i just got diagnosed with cancer.”

person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”

person c: is there a difference?
by addictwithacat November 8, 2018
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Jake Leto

Bro you spelt my name wrong it’s letto
Jake Leto is not a calculus genius but letto sure is.
by Littleretroship April 8, 2022
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Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
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Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
STOP CALLING ME WOMAN, JAKE
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
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