Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.
He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.
by DTTHELEGEND May 04, 2025
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Beat a gamer month.

In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.
How to use this effective solution.

Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!

Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*
by Keithisaniceguy January 06, 2022
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Beat a gamer month.

Beat a gamer month is a month for furries who are sick of getting the shit kicked out of them. On any day of this month at any hour, minute or second, people can beat up any gamer they want and they cannot fight back.
Gamer: Hey furfag! It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO
by Keithisaniceguy January 06, 2022
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Beat seed

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.
by Zonal K October 18, 2019
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Sausage Beat down

A sausage beat down is when a group of 5 or more erect males, surround one female, and continuously smack the females face with there sausages, until a nose bleed occurs.
Bro nice sausage beat down on Miranda last night.
by Shroom square August 23, 2016
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Beat it dry

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite
by YVL big frank July 29, 2024
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