Bad Dad

A bad dad is a dad who behaves very badly.

My dad is always daderupting and dadstrupting me from doing things that I sometimes consider him to be a Bad Dad!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

your dad

unexistent

your dad went to get the #milk and never came back #💀💀☠

by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

Leisure Dad

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025

"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"

by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025