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loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
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At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes
"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"
by BitchInRed April 4, 2020
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Legendary cookie

When a girl with no but gives you really good pussy
Bill Clinton got a legendary cookie from Monica.
by Dankestmeme1923 October 15, 2016
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Milk cookie

Me: omg have you've seen milk cookie?!
My friend: yes?
Me: he's so cute, amazing, and i just want to hug him!
My friend: ok bye-
by SimpForManyCookies April 5, 2022
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Cookie Anal

Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah
by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023
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Cookie dough

Plug said he had that new bud called cookie dough
by Knoxload May 3, 2022
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