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2 Bag

The act of fucking an ugly girl or any girl that has a face

deformity by putting a bag over your own head just in case

the one you put on the girl's head rips.
2 Bag
by Dick Hair November 22, 2011
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Blue bag

A phrase used to represent a carry out from the local off licence. I believe I started this phenomenon.
"Are you getting a Blue bag for tonight?"
by Andy Mc Parland September 5, 2006
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colostomy bag

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)
ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow
by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007
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Nag Bag

The Nag Bag. Proven effective by Commander Shepard and his crew, it is used as a "beat-shoot" kill method. It is where one runs up to another person beats them down repeatedly weakening them and then shooting that very same person on the ground to death.
Guy One: "LOL! I NAG BAGGED YOU"
Guy Two: "Oh yeah well... I'm gonna go Nag Bag your mom"
Guy One: "You dip do you even know what Nag Bag means?"
by nastynutsac June 25, 2009
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Tea Bag

1. When a man dips his big sweaty balls into/onto a passed out or sleeping mans face/mouth. Usually is done at a party.

2. A man can tea bag his girlfriend/boyfriend by climbin over their face when they are on their knees and makes an up and down motion with their balls in their Girlfriends/Boyfriends mouth.
1. After he passed out, a pair of hairy balls were slapped across his face and when he yawned were dipped into his mouth.

2. "dude, my girlfriend was suckin my dick last night and i grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, and tea bagged her till i came on her face"
by S.Boxleitner April 25, 2010
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Bag Gag

When lowering your sack into a woman's mouth and it hits the back of the throat, causing her to gag.
Guy #1 - "Have you ever tea-bagged a chick?"

Guy #2 - "Sure have. In fact, I got my nuts in so far one time that I bag gagged her."
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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Shave and Bag

When you shave your pubes and put them in a plastic baggy. Then you would sneak into someones room. and unzip the plastic baggy and put the pubes all over the face or the persons mouth while they are sleeping. try not to choke them.
He likes to Shave and Bag his sister when she is passed out in her room.
by Sirpubichair January 26, 2010
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