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Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.
You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!
by Pyloco December 12, 2023
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apple

A red circle that's DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS that should be eaten every day
Dude, I havn't eatenan apple yet today!
by bargebunk January 3, 2018
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Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
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apple bottom jeans

apple bottom jeans are jeans with the shapes of apples on the behind; also a song
Flo Rida: SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN' AT HER

Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers
by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022
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Apple picking

The equivalent of cherry picking
When somebody proceeds to sort out the good from the bad.
Example; when you go apple picking and pick the apples you would like to purchase.
Also known as Selective picking & cherry-picking/
Selecting in favor of ; especially for the benefit of some individual.

A sneaky person who is kiss ass for higher ups goes apple picking on employees he does not personally like to gloat himself & belittle others even if the employee is hard working & favored by many person.
Another definition is a person is likes to pick out the defects of other people for no good reason.
Hectora went apple picking for the employees faults in order to please the people that pay him, even though the majority of his paycheck is based from the very co-workers he critisizes.
Hectora should learn to appreciate his fellow co-workers instead of apple picking their smallest mistakes.
Junior likes to apple pick at what he likes in business & what he dislikes in his fellow co workers.
Johhny went apple picking for women at the bar. {To sort out the women he likes from the ones he doesn't like}
by HorusSaurus August 13, 2025
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Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
by xroger6769 August 16, 2012
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the apple guy

it's a guy named Craig Federighi.he is running and acting he have 10000000000000000000000000 aura and rizz until someone want to see his apple pencil
P1:Samsung SAM is better!!!!
P2:Nah,the apple guy is better.
by APPLE WASIN July 5, 2024
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