The old Naughty Nut Finger Trick

When your making love and your ole lady sticks her finger up your butt without asking

Jason can’t stand when Bonnie does the old naughty nut finger trick.

by firehousebiker November 4, 2019

Eating old asshole off the street

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022

Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

11/12 - year old upgrade

This is for females:

When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!

Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.

WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!

by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010

fighting like an old married couple

Skeppy and Badboyhalo in every video.

They were fighting like an old married couple.

by frogelmo October 7, 2020

Kick a 4 year old day

Kick a 4 year old day is a day where you kick a 4 year old on December 16. On this day anyone gets to right to kick a 4 year old and with any strength.

Tim: Hey Joe! How many kids did you kick on kick a 4 year old day?
Joe: Roughly 16

by TheToastedToast December 15, 2022