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Ninja fanboy

by FeaR lava December 20, 2018
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arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
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Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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Grill Ninja

1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.

2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!

2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
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imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
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dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce

Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that
Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"
by 0zKth December 12, 2022
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