fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

two boys fighting under a duvet

Like two boys fighting under a duvet

Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, when she walks it moves like two boys fighting under a duvet

by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023

Worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill.

Ambiguation; One being even more than completely worthless, making no sense.

"Thud is bout as worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill."

by DoctoraJames25 September 27, 2019

Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.

Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat

by dkalsdk November 8, 2022

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Two Wongs don't make a White

Also : Too Rongs don't make a Write, Two Wongs don't make a Wright, Two Wongs don't make a rice, etc.
This is a stereotypical+thick Asian accent of the sentence "Two wrongs don't make a white".

Two Wongs don't make a White, because they have Wong as their surname.
If the baby is of White family, it means the baby is not theirs. Full stop.

by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022