Baggins' Syndrome

When a person makes a huge accomplishment, but becomes depressed as their life will only coast from that point.

Buzz Aldrin suffered from Baggins' Syndrome after returning from Apollo 11 as he felt that he peaked.

by jimbojimbal September 30, 2019

Autocorrect Syndrome

When you use the internet too much, and start making your swear words clean.

Guy 1: "What the shut?"
Guy 2: "I think you have Autocorrect Syndrome."

by Traingle June 29, 2013

Diksfertoas' Syndrome

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.

John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.

by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013

Galloul Syndrome

A tall man with a tennis elbow and a sprained ankle

You seem to have a limp and you are doing something awkward with your elbow, hope you don't have Galloul syndrome.

by LeKhan March 5, 2017

Relationship syndrome

A condition found in couples. When apart the person in the couple is found to be tired and unwilling to go out. They would rather curl up at home and watch TV than go out clubbing. When they do go out clubbing they are often found sitting on sofas and are the first to go home. The also start not wanting to get too drunk.

person 1 "Dude wheres Michael?"
person 2 "Sitting on the sofa in the corner, serious case of relationship syndrome!"

by mountainmayhem December 15, 2011

Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

Dragonfly Syndrome

A condition of a person, typically a edgy teen, who brags about doing drugs. Posts videos of smoking out of a bong with a description of how it changed their thoughts on existential life. Thier mom is a wash out prostitute who looks 80 at the age of 40. Dad left for cigarettes and never came back. Born out of a wine glass.

Nobody cares about your trips, you have dragonfly syndrome.

by Liploss April 20, 2020