sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

Sam

sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him

Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam

by SamKessinger February 21, 2020

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

sam

sam is a girl who enjoys and loves food!

she hopes one day she can marry food.

sam likes food.

by thebestfoodieintown March 31, 2019

Sam

Some cheeky bassist who thinks he can take anyone down since he goes to big boy school (high school) now. But honestly, is a great guy, probably a super hero geek, and enjoys the company of friends. The kind of person to overestimate themselves not only in real situations, but also in small tasks.

Person #1- “Hey, did you know that cashews come from a fruit?”
Sam- “Whoah. That’s wack.”

by Hollow_Student May 5, 2019

Sam Knights

When someone is so tough and brave for playing NFL at lunch, fails to rage bait anyone, cannot spell to save themselves, and has a serious problem of immense autism. They are also commonly identified as a loose cannon.

Sam Knights is so cool and brave for playing a very aggressive sport and lunchtime, wow i wish i was him!

by IWISHIWASSAMKNIGHTS3000 December 14, 2025