The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021
Get the Michael Horleymug. Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
Get the Coke Michaelsmug. Has sex with baby wolves for a small allowance from mama wolf , but sometimes feeds them dick cheese
by Odafe inabowa April 12, 2020
Get the Michael Meaneymug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
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