Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

National Kobayashi's Thingy Day

The international holiday where everyone comes together in celebration of not only the airing of Dragon Maid season 2 but the introduction of the critically acclaimed character, Kobayashi's redacted

Aye bro you ready to celebrate National Kobayashi's Thingy Day?

by FF0000 July 7, 2021

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

x._stranger._.things_x

they is cool asf lmao

person 1: hey do u know x._stranger._.things_x
person 2: yea they cool asf lmao

by charlotteburse January 8, 2022

It's/things

These are pronouns to call idiots so I didn't fall as a trans woman, trans man or some new gender they made up

They : I no longer identify as a girl but non-binary
You and me : so what are these dome pronouns
They : that was rude but my pronoun for the day are they/them
You and me : what about it's/things

by 459395 February 19, 2022

A pokey thingy

It's a stick or something similar that cool girls say. Sometimes refered to as a stabby thingy.

Give me a pokey thingy.

by Toe knee 51 April 28, 2022

computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"

Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open

by Seaward-sausage4 June 1, 2022