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Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.
Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.
by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024
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Take ur base

take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.
• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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Take a Kirby

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.
by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022
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Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022
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Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.
"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*
by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023
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You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.
Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”

Tom said, “Yeah, so?”

Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023
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Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024
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